She had an unsanctioned coat stand at the school, it's not that big a stretch.

I thought it was John Hurt for a second.

Chemistry-related goods, at that.

Chang was always good (mostly).

I really like Postal.

I got Leonard?

I kind of halfheartedly like it. My sense of humor is pretty juvenile most of the time.

He still seems like the kind of guy who would be into sabermetrics, at least.

I heard Demons twice today and I sang along both times.

That's what makes it funny.

Gravity is some weak shit. Overcoming it is like dropkicking a baby.

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And can be a real prick, but being 15 is hard.

Yet another similarity between Rick and Morty and heroin. The pieces are falling into place…

Did you know that there's a boob in Romeo and Juliet?

In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, Black Star, and Illmatic.

Habbinal's been simply exquisite.

I lost my computer for more than a week under a pile of unfolded laundry. Probably my proudest moment.

"The wages of sin is death." were practically my first words. I do think that evangelical "this life is temporary" mentality has helped me deal with mortality from pretty early on. I can never remember being afraid of death.

Schizopolis, obvs.