Mine are not “set” but I do the same thing. when I leave the office at 5:00pm (actually 4:50pm) my phone goes off and stays that way until I hit the office parking lot at 8:00 am.

BUT THE CHEMTRAILS

He burnt his mouth on the coffee because he drank it “before it was cool”.

Sure looks like Montgomery County Police and not Baltimore to me.

The BPD is deputizing all the Gawker commentariat. Here is your badge.

I have a motto: I would rather be a honest mechanic than a rich one. It absolutely infuriates me when customers get gouged when they come in. Doing that pretty much means that when it does come time for the high dollar maintenance item, you are not going to get the job because you told them it needed a ton of work…

Right now said cargo is hallucinating that cargo George Clooney is coming aboard to be sexily, inanimately reassuring.

This car looks drop dead gorgeous in person. I put it right up there with the F Type Coupe.

It's illegal to drive past a school bus with its stop sign out. You can't even drive passed going the opposite way. Do you drive? If so, you should know this. It's pretty basic traffic law.

Well it’s illegal to pass a school bus that’s stopped regardless of what side you pass on, so...

I’m a GM parts counterman and that’s a 1998-2004 GMC S-15 Jimmy. Could be an S-15 Envoy but the cladding and front fascia is wrong. Hard to tell from the frames.

Can we point out how dumb Dan’s friend is? How many packaging peanuts would he need to eat to get to one pound?

No word on whether or not Lotus plans on saving weight by including their traditional feature of leaking oil to lower the weight over time.

There have been several nominations for most American already, but they are all wrong. The car that most represents America is the Shelby Cobra.

I’m not a huge fan of the wrong white balance/cranked up saturation look, for many reasons. One of the biggest isn’t even about how it looks. It’s the idea of it that:

the colors almost feel unreal

I just tracked down the four people from these tweets and stabbed them in the eyes. #soworthit #yourewelcome

Way ahead of you on that one. :)

SUVs like the RX is where Lexus is most successful. That and many of their dealerships are upscale in appearance and service.

But, you know, reliable.