I’ll leave the advice to the creatives. I’m sorry that your life feels small because from the outside it sounds awesome. You’ve made a massive advance in your mental health and continuing wellness, you have a great kid, you’re purty...

My kid is going to be born in 10 weeks or fewer, and all I care about is making the bathroom extra Ponyo themed.

I don’t have a getting stood up story, but I got asked out by a guy in the grocery store today. Here’s how things went:

People that say shit like that make me want to punch the whole world in the face. They may think their causal comments on an Internet comment section are no big deal but they do serious damage by perpetuating the intimidation factor of social backlash rape victims feel they’ll face for reporting.

Because it was an awful thing to say. It implies women fake rape for attention on the regular. It supports sexist beliefs. It doesn’t matter if she knows the judge or has read the records. She isn’t just implying Kesha, who has, by the way, basically given up her career, is lying and just wants attention. (By being…

Since it’s possible to be an addict, or promiscuous, or annoying and still be sexually assaulted or abused the personal attack seems mean and unnecessary.

There are only three groups that count as people in this country: corporations, fetuses and white men.

I’m choosing the candidate who has more reasonable goals, a clear plan to achieve them with both domestic and international experience.

Good thing, then, that the author is not behaving as if it’s simple: “I never once took that choice lightly. No regrets is not the same thing as no questions, or no struggles, or no mute minutes lost in thought . . .”

I love it when fence-sitters like you try very earnestly to explain that some people sincerely believe abortion is murder. You’re like the apologist who insists that more people would embrace Christianity if they just knew all the cool stuff Jesus said, like that shit is some well-kept secret. WE FUCKING GET IT. THE…

If you’re undecided on the abortion issue, stop thinking about it as abortion and think about it as comprehensive medical care. Getting basic, competent medical advice, making your own decisions on that advice and living life as best you can are basic human rights. Not something that should be weighed by moral…

Yeah, but evolution is fueled by random mutation. As long as living past menopause doesn’t significantly hurt genetic fitness, there doesn’t have to be an actual benefit.

Isn’t erectile dysfunction the men’s version of menopause? Shouldn't they drop dead after they need to take a blue pill?

I don’t know, why do men stay alive at all once they have fun in a cup time at the donor center? Shoo.

Er, art not photo. I shouldn't blog multitask while getting caught up on The Good Wife.

I’m an attorney. I work 60 hours a week and make very, very good money. But thanks for the input asshole.

* laughing slowly turns to crying *

As soon as I saw this headline, I knew the answer was going to be because men make more money. I hate being right about gender inequality.