Since I first saw it, I feel like Jonathan Anomaly should be the real name of Doctor Who.

Agreed. So with respect to the way you play the game, as true athletic competition:

What’s the one sport without referees? Golf. Of course it’s Trump’s favorite. It’s the only sport where you self-report. Its ethos is that you don’t cheat if you’re a gentleman.

If Jonathan Anomaly doesn’t become a Doctor someday, he’s done things completely wrong.

I ain’t here to argue with anyone that every young person eventually realizes the music they once thought was so heavy is actually just youth boiling over.

IF there’s one thing that my 55 years of life on this planet have taught me, it’s that one simply does not blunder one’s way into an unintentional handjob.

Canadian here. Ever notice A&W burgers are made with very simple ingredients but have a very distinctive taste? Look at the way a Teen Burger is built, every time. The fresh ingredients are on the top, but the savory ingredients are on the bottom bun, under the meat. When you bite in, the first thing your tongue hits…

Time to add the “S” to Antonio...

Best part of the time this little douche was on Survivor was that the entire cast took all of one hour to realize what a cunt he is.

Iron Man was Marvel saying “We’re doing this.” Thor was Marvel saying, “seriously, we’re really doing this.” First Avenger was Marvel saying “this is WHY we’re doing this.”

That’s some damn good Tomsula.

That’s an absolutely note fucking perfect description of College Football, top to bottom.

MAGNIFICO

The genius in what SBC does is that he understands how much of people’s lives is believing their own bullshit.

“Current form.” So, they’re actually just going to become the KKK?

Speaking as a non-American citizen:

See, this is the good part.

I always thought the best thing about Jackman is that he understood Wolverine. I started reading X-Men in about 1981, and Clint Eastwood was the #1 movie star, and it was really obvious to me at the time that Logan was supposed to be that Eastwood type character. And I know that at the time of X-Men, Jackman was the…

Mr. Furious.  Literally a one-note joke, and I too still find it funny as hell.

DRIVING is not the practice of keeping your hands and feet engaged with the car. It is keeping your BRAIN engaged. So how do you keep your brain engaged when you are, in fact NOT DRIVING?