That was just like how my dad used to wake me up but with less slapping and crying.

Why WOULDN'T you?

When Love Birds turn to hate.

Bird people... they tend to be a little messy.

Generally, aside from the mask all you wear is loose fitting clothing that slows the ball before it hits your body. I've known people that wear cups but that's not the norm.

Irene farts in Fox's general direction.

Solid enough to get a star apparently :)

Fruitile.

+1

Toynados!

Aw buddy :(

He has built up a culture of creativity and drive that will move ahead just fine (as it has been since January and before as he took more and more time off to deal with his illness). The company is more than just one man and regardless his influence will continue to mold Apple's path as long as he's alive.

My teeth kind of suck... so this is great news. Goooo SCIENCE!

Gyms are magical places that have wonderful machines and weights that allow you to do a whole range of exercises that don't involve running. If you're really that strapped for cash, of course you can skip on down the to the junk yard and flip tractor tires barefoot but for those of us who have enough disposable…

Not an option in most gyms.

America I am disappoint.

Defeated at last by a folding chair.

A new study shows that birth is now believed to be the leading cause of death.

This is the same thing I think of when I walk past a crowded night club.

I've been doing unpaid field testing for years. Your welcome science.