Scorching hot take! Putting on my oven mitts to handle this thing! Wowsers!!

Came for a Mortal Kombat joke. And then came again.

True friendship is who decides to cross the barrier and smother Mark Jackson to death tonight.

This crowd at the Warriors Thunder game is just like my refrigerator on the weekends. Less and less boos as it goes on...

I’ll just leave this here... (and run away very quickly). And if you don’t know what this is or what it has to do with the subject, you are no general SF buff.

#Notmyblackhole

I’m 100% sure that when judges see “unreviewable authority” they’re all like “hold my beer.”

What paradise do you live in?

Porn

Not from kicking dogs.

The “RAVEN rule” finally helped me.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

“his” or “His”?

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Patriots QB and AFC AKC champion Tom Brady did his weekly call on...

Instead of being allowed to throw things to fans, players will be "allowed" to "give" things to probably-already-comped corporate tent users instead.