I’m 100% sure that when judges see “unreviewable authority” they’re all like “hold my beer.”

Porn

Not from kicking dogs.

The “RAVEN rule” finally helped me.

Me and Adrian Peterson would have been dynamic.

“his” or “His”?

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

Contemporary sociologists trace the origin of the phrase “alternate facts” back to the 2015, the year that the Super Bowl champion Carolina Panthers became the first team in NFL history to go undefeated.

Patriots QB and AFC AKC champion Tom Brady did his weekly call on...

(spring practice)

hits blunt

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

the NFL absolutely loves James Harrison and there’s no evidence to the contrary imo

Queens Of The Stone Age - Regular John

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Instead of being allowed to throw things to fans, players will be "allowed" to "give" things to probably-already-comped corporate tent users instead.