3.5 million pounds? He should go on a diet.

I’m still convinced that Stanford rapers dad was saying dumb shit to take the heat off his son (and the judge) cause he loves him and was willing to be a lightning rod to take press off the son.

I get his father is a rich asshole, but that doesn’t mean he does not love his son and that I don’t feel sympathy for him.

“Let’s go eat a god damn snack!”

Can’t wait for Gawker to post things that white people are considered cultural authorities on...

You’re on to something. It’s probably a lot more likely that the police are setting him up than it is for a male to abuse a female for profit. Spot fucking on.

No. The Washington Post is quite adversarial to Dan Snyder and is a huge name change advocate allowing their Op Ed writers to choose to not use the name at all.

Not shown in the video, the two Penguins fans sucking each other’s dicks off in the street.

All choices have consequences.

ESPN has created special web pages for Steph Curry, LeBron James, the Miami Heat, and other stars when they are at their most popular. Does it really surprise anyone that they’re featuring Bryce Harper’s at bats over Perdo Cerrano’s?

Philly’s role—and here the Flyers and their fanbase are inseparable—is the *drunken asshole no one wants around*, the *massive selfish dickhead*, and more than maybe anywhere else, Philly stays in this *reprehensible and embarrassing* character.

Washington fans seen trying to hide boners.

After the bright idea of giving their classless fans wristbands to throw during game 3 went over so well, Philly brass is considering taping knives and bricks to the seat for game 4.

I don’t think lawyers making arguments that don’t sound rational are specific to America but then again, I’ve never attended a FIFA hearing.

The majority of white people have more important to do with than people using words that hurt their feelings. Like their jobs.

Who cares if video game developers want to have characters who mutilate themselves by cutting off their dicks and implanting breasts while pumping chemicals into them to become odd looking females?

“Ski her right in the pussy cat”

There’s nothing wrong with standing up for women and believing in women but when a candidate “being a woman” is more important than being the better candidate to you then you’re probably off your meds.

It’s obviously the cunty Oregon militia, Smith & Wesson, and the tea baggers fault that this young man was shot to death by another human being. The human being that shot him didn’t really control his own actions cause he was so traumatized by white privilege and the siren call of the gun at Walmart telling him to do…