Why are you online reading geeky articles? You have to know that spoilers will be showing up more and more each day you don’t see the film. 

Movies have ratings for a reason. 

This looks like the biggest piece of crap. I can’t wait to see one in the wild. I won’t be surprised when people buy it though. 

All the voice-work in this teaser seems weak, except for Gomez. I can get over the look of the characters, but the actors sound tired and lazy. 

It’s all about the R99 and R301. Rock solid as is, and lasers with the upgrades.

I treat it like the Klobb from Golden Eye. At least I’ll have died with a gun in my hand. 

That’s because they’ve used a tons of practical effects that we thought were CGI back then. They hold up because it was a real, physical thing on screen. 

That’s the Beyond Burger from a different company. 

I’d like to point out that the Scion and Toyota iM were essentially a Toyota Corolla hatchback. In Australia it was badged as a Corolla, in Europe is it the Auris. So we’ve had a Corolla hatch for at least two year now.

Will I be able to use the same Epic account on my PS4 and Switch? Because right now I have two separate account due to Sony’s old policy.

Why are they ignoring Final Fantasy Tactics, the greatest PS1 game of all time? 

I’d like a chance to even play the damn game. PS4 just got an H1Z1 port, and I’d be willing to give PUBG a try if they ever released on PS4. H1Z1 has been fun so far, and you are able to be successful because it doesn’t have the difficult building learning curve of Fortnite.

The item pictured is of takoyaki, not okonomiyaki. Tempura is wrong regardless.

Iron Man 2, one of the crappier Marvel Studios films, made almost the same domestically and even more internationally than Iron Man 1, and it STILL made more money than Justice League.

It can be tough, especially with the language barrier. I was just there, and my wife is allergic to pork of all things. Most restaurants specialize in a specific meal or meals, so do your research beforehand. Also, bring a note or a screengrab on your phone that says you have a shellfish allergy in Japanese to show…

Is that Shatterstar in the plane with them?

Dude, it’s been 3.5 days, and you know Gizmodo media shares articles across their various outlets.

This was a good list until you included the overrated and flawed It Follows.

Where does “I, Frankenstein” fit into all this? Surely we can’t forget that gem.

It would be badass if it wasn’t a horrible photoshopped mess with odd proportion and a digitally painted body.