THERE DEFINITELY ISN'T A GAY SCENE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT GATSBY AT ALL.

OK, granted sandwiches made with love do taste better — Mr. Split would bring me grilled cheese when I was on bed rest and those were the absolute best sandwiches of all time.

Ah, you're of the go big or go home school. I approve.

Trust. You want the full Flying Miata turbo kit, not a supercharger. We've rebuilt one Miata after a disastrous supercharger install. The turbo's so much better, and the guys at FM rock!

Oh, man. I wish I was still driving my Miata full time, I'd totally do this.

I never thought I'd see the day when I yearned for a simple pair of Bumper Nutz.

I'm bipolar ii. One of my not-so-irrational fears is that my husband will dump me* for a younger model and get sole custody of our daughter because of my diagnosis. I've seen it happen.

My mom flipped out at my Zoloft script for PPD. Didn't matter that I had LactMed and Dr. Jack backing me up, I was obviously endangering my baby by taking an antidepressant. (Oh, and don't get her started on formula feeding.)

It's endemic here, or it was 10 years ago. And yeah, you can tell who the dancers or even the reformed dancers are, because you can't check graceful at the door. I've just got issues. Also, I took a foot to the head once. The girl was showing off for some schmoe and BAM. I'm flat on my ass, covered in jello shots and…

Arabesques, grand battements and throwing down fouettes in a crowded club out of time to whatever jam's on? C'mon, that is the sign of an insecure person who desperately needs the attention. You're not the only one to earn pointe shoes there, you're just the only one who's being obnoxious about it.

These are lovely and whimsical.

Relay that shit. It took my husband calling before someone looked into. I feel like emailed requests just spiral into a black hole.

SCROLLING CAPTIONS ARE THE DEVIL.

The anesthesia tech jammed it in the wrong spot and I didn't get full coverage. Additionally, I went into shock and began crashing! It was the stuff of nightmares, but I came through. Got a beautiful girl out of the deal, too.

and followed. I'm dohmestic. IT WAS MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEE.

Ravelry and Twitter. If the term "TLM" means anything to you, we might already be friends!

...I am now convinced you're one of my internet friends from another forum.

I've had so many friends go into their first birth with a similar gossamer attitude towards the birthing process. They're just not prepared to have the Cascade of Interventions hit 'em and hit 'em hard. Out of the half dozen planned water births, one has happened. There were two emergency c-sections, and the other…

People are more confused than ever by Baby Electron. The Avengers t-shirt says "boy" but the ruffled purple shorts stop them cold. Boy? Girl? WHAT GENDER MADNESS IS THIS?(And then she pretends to nurse her Hulk lovie and all hell breaks lose.)

C'mon. Neither AJ nor Dash would be caught dead wearing skirts outside of the Grand Galloping Gala. And Twilight would probably wear jeans and a hoodie AT ALL TIMES.