I can’t even beat the first boss....

#4- He’s on a nice farm upstate, where he can run free with the other Spectrum Children.

The bigger mystery to me is, who watches these videos? Who follows these people and wants to listen to basic people spewing basic shit for 45 minutes, which could be condensed into 2 minutes but they stretch it out foreeeeever to get more $$$$?

This ‘family as performance’ shit is angering in ways I cannot reasonably put into words using my mushy quarantine brain.

I live with just my husband and three cats crammed into a small one-bedroom apartment, and I want to build one of those forts so bad.

Meanwhile america is like the child that keeps ripping a scab open and wondering why it doesn’t heal.

Jacinda Ardern is an actual leader, pure and simple. 

Destiny, a game about promising to do better next time.

As you pointed out, “stay-at-home”, “social distancing”, “flattening the curve” are phrases that are ingrained in the zeitgeist and describe the actions going on to reduce the spread and impact of the pandemic. I’ve seen definitions like “The Great Pause” or “The Great Disruption” describe this period, which I think…

These conservatives are hard-line Constitutional originalists when it comes to the Second Amendment but when it comes to Article 1 of the actual Constitution, they’re like ‘screw it’.

Everytime I see Jared’s face I want to punch it. I am 58 years old, 5'3" and 150 lbs, 23% bodyfat. Plus I wear glasses. But I know I could fuck. him. up. I see his wormy lips and that Botoxed forehead and I know it would take one crack of my bony knuckles and he would crumble like the crystal dildo he is.

I hear ya. I keep seeing this same stupid shit. “Oh it only kills 0X.00%! The media is to blame for the panic!”

So much for the Bullshit that this is just another flu.

David Price, a pulmonary physician at Cornell Medical Center, cites one very good argument for the widespread use of masks: People wearing masks are less likely to touch their faces.

What, capitalism can’t withstand being idle for even a week? Isn’t it supposed to be the greatest system ever? Just cut a check to COVID-19 and make it go away. Thought money fixes everything.

Immediate response is...

No coronavirus!

I can see it now. Post offices in every Podunktown, USA will be abuzz. The media will cover the mail-ins like an early Xmas touting ‘freedom’ and ‘democracy’. A year later, we’ll find out loyal Red Hat postal workers tossed mail-in’s based off of zip code at the behest of elected officials. Local news will interview a…

*makes a script that automatically appends “, Will Be Blocked by Republicans” to any headline that includes the words “new”, “bill”, and “help”*

3 years of overwatch and he quits over losing method of being toxic?...