There it is, that vacant far-away look. Blake's doing her shtick.

This is like a crazy 60s maternity dress.

Love the makeup... iffy on the outfit

"Fine"?! I think this is hideous. The top of the dress looks like a top you'd find in a Delia's catalog circa 1995.

Fuck, birds with knives? That's like... half of my fears in one horrible amalgamation.

All these mentions of the monster living in a mansion in the woods of Wisconsin is making me think about this place:

Yeah, this reads much more like a kid with a mental illness that happened to get fixated on a meme, rather than a kid who just had an unhealthy hobby. I read elsewhere that apparently she "spoke" to Slender Man — that's a kid with an untreated, severe mental illness.

Oh, I know. And I feel terrible for male rape victims, because they have their own particular kind of shame because of how we construct male identity and sexuality.

I believe $5 for each hour they spent investigating, placed in a discrete envelope, is customary for tipping police. For firefighters it's 10% of the value of the property they save.

I once got busted when my bra strap slipped out and became visible. Instead of putting on a sweatshirt like I was told to, I just took the bra off from underneath my shirt right there in the middle of the commons and stuffed it into my backpack. After all, there was no rule saying I had to wear the damn thing. The…

yeah, all Africans are far too poor and desperate to care about fashion. ALL OF THEM.

You are so right. That's why they should institute burqas now. Enough of this "finger-tip length" isn't fair to tall girls so burqas to the floor for everyone.

That's true. You start getting careless with short lengths and then what? Cannibalism? Nuclear War? Wholescale Anarchy?

I don't think they are big enough for all my tampons or tissues (for when I get the vapors).

Lol. This guy makes me think of the theft under a thousand plan Julian came up with. But seriously dude is an asshole and deserves it.

Clearly you've never read online MRA forums. Those dudes are fucking nuts.

DUDE. I bet he's generally a good guy, but tell him if he helps you unload the dishwasher it'll get done sooner and he can get back to writing or drawing undisturbed.

My boyfriend went away for two weeks and I dropped five pounds, at least, and I got shit done. I reupholstered a chair, and organized my cupboards while also seeing people, and writing letters!
He comes back in a few days and while I am happy to see him again, I'm gonna miss my motivation. *sigh*

Yeah, and in this life, too.