I have been wondering what it's like to have zero ACTUAL problems. I guess this is what happens at that point.

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.

Thanks for the Mother's Day present suggestion, Jen. Berating my mom into eating better is easy, free, and requires no pre-planning. You're welcome in advance, Mom!

unofortunately, controlling access to education is incredibly effective. Which is why so many fundamentalists oppose it, from the Taliban, to Boko Haram, to religious groups in the West who prevent girls from being educated "out".

It's a real baby, you know, it's not some disposable somethin'

BECAUSE KRISTY THOMAS WAS A BIG OL' LESBIAN AND WANTED TO KEEP THE BABYSITTERS CLUB A CLAMBAKE!

I can flatter a girl's world by playing prince/princess or entertain a little boy by wrestling for hours.

Couldn't male baby sitters still be called... you know... baby sitters? I didn't know that was a gender-specific term (or perhaps this is just society trying to differentiate the male and female experience here?).

She's an IRL Disney Princess and I want to be friends with her.

seventeen knows nothing. hooded eyes are gorgeous. just ask Lauren Bacall

I always think of "lovely" as being a character assessment.

Two things I actually really LIKED about my body until I read Seventeen articles about how to dress to "fix" my flaws: my long torso and hooded eyes! Up until reading a bunch of magazine articles about my gollum-like eyes and hideous torso, I actually thought they were some of my better feature (longer torso = more…

If Lohan doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence, it's most likely because she thinks she should have Jennifer's career and blames everyone but herself for her lack of success.

I don't like shopping at those types of places because the sales staff is always watching you (just because the space is small, there's only so many directions in which they can look, and they want to appear helpful, which is fine and all). But I can quickly gage whether a shop like that is my style or not, and I feel…

I feel the same way, but because then I absolutely know I will have to interact with the staff if I want to buy anything.

I'm reluctant to shop in those kinds of stores because I feel like I'm going to mess everything up! I'm so clumsy that I have to tread lightly and only gently touch the tags so I can read them and be all, "Fuck this shit! $60 for a tshirt!?! I'm off to Old Navy."

Or like she's trying not to puke in her mouth because she just realized she's with Sean Penn.

The Eat White Dirt documentary is about, typically, the deep South, and the phenomenon is found in communities of extreme poverty, where adequate nutrition from food is often not available.

I learned about it in my college food and nutrition class. It's most common in the Appalachian Mountains if I'm remembering correctly and it's exactly as you describe. This is just like Derelicte from Zoolander.

Jinx! Posted the same thing. She's as dumb as the bricks she must be shitting.