Totally agree. Usually, dresses that are designated as "bridesmaid dresses" are all hideous and overpriced, anyway.

Hey, speak for yourself. I love my mandatory government abortions! Or, as I like to call them, "Obamabortions," or "Obortions," for short.

My friend drove his car into a tree on Ambien. He woke up in the hospital and didn't remember a thing.

Yeah, I always sort of wince when I see her in those teeny tiny ones. Those girls need some support. Ouch.

I thought he was soooo dreamy in Pineapple Express.

Is it possible to be any more boring? Even her "pranks" (if this is a prank) are boring.

Yeah, I have photos like that from when I was 21. For posterity.

My friend's ambulance ride cost over $1000 (with insurance)

I can't stand her music and I find her a little cloying, but damn if she doesn't have great hair. I can't do bangs, but I have lovely beige blonde highlights right now;)

I went to a really wealthy high school. We were middle class, but growing up I thought we were destitute because we didn't have a McMansion or luxury cars. I was actually embarrassed to invite friends over to our 4-bedroom house.

If I made 50K a year I would be crying tears of joy right now...

Yeah, there is NO way anyone thinks wearing tutus makes you run faster. They found Monica's contact info, but didn't even glance at her website? Why bother emailing her for a photo when they couldn't even take two minutes to find out any background information.

Yeah, I remember her talking about it in an interview like a decade ago. Not really "new" or a "secret."

Are those cheese fries in that picture? If so, this is sort of my weekend look.

My nieces drink that stupid Mio "water-enhancer" because their parents don't want them to drink pop. MMM so much better for you!

OMG did you ever have Nesquick cereal? That used to be my favorite cereal as a kid. I was shocked when I tried to find it at the grocery store recently and learned that it had been discontinued (probably a decade ago).

My mom refused to buy Lunchables, too. I was really bummed about it until I actually tried one. Wasn't missing out on anything. Also, my parents refused to buy flavored oatmeal. My dad would make plain oatmeal and add cinnamon and fruit. They were right about that, too.

Of all the things you could be doing to screw up your child, I think a latte is pretty low on the list. But then, what would nosy people do to occupy their time if they couldn't lecture complete strangers.

Of course. And men can drink all they want, since they don't need to be protected from themselves.

That's insane. My friend had a barista refuse to serve her coffee because she was pregnant.