My dad and brother brought Doritos and salsa to my house when they were visiting. I was like, "uhh thanks for the salsa, but I don't have any tortilla chips," and they explained that the Doritos were for dipping in the salsa. Disgusting! No wonder my mom always did the grocery shopping.

I also like how magazines have apparently never heard of push-up bras.

Great, now I have the Flight of the Conchords song stuck in my head and I feel bad.

How to clean old, water-stained Uggs? Thanks!!!

I don't mind that one. Although, I have like six Trailer Park Boys t-shirts, so my judgement may be a little questionable.

Thank you. I was upset that I wasn't "seeing" it.

When I was a kid, my aunt (jokingly) brought me back a teeny tiny bikini from Rio. My mom wouldn't let me wear it out of the house, but I freakin' loved that thing. I used to hang out in my room in my bikini and a grass skirt. Good times.

I don't have any pictures like that, but now I really want to!

Dr Pepper is hands-down the best flavor of Lipsmackers.

Thanks!

AG Fast Food Leave-in Conditioner is amazing for taming my fine, easily-damaged hair.

Can anyone recommend a good lip primer/something that keeps your lipstick from smearing onto your skin and looking clownish?

I LOOOVE Miracle Filler. I was mad at myself for buying Yet Another Hair Product (half of my linen closet is hair/body stuff), but I immediately forgave myself once I tried it. Amazing. And it lasts forever because you don't need to use much.

Wow, your skin is amazing. They should hire you as a spokesperson!

I remember that! The gold ol' days when she was just a local embarrassment.

Uggh I work with a ton of these people. Derp derp it costs $100 a week to drive my giant pickup truck to work and back but housing is so much cheaper in Stearns County!

I want a Direwolf! Going to Sochi, stat!

Ha! That's actually how I "judge" figure skating... by how sparkly the dresses are. She "won" last night for the sparkly long sleeves.

That sounds awesome. Now I want pictures ;) I'm a freak for bright colors.

That stinks. My brother has it. Our family doctor told him it was a rash, so he put hydrocortisone on it for like ten years until he finally saw a dermatologist.