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I am bitter, so fuck those guys! Not Tina and Amy tho they’re amazing and I love them.

When the PT Cruiser was announced I was hyped about it. I didn’t understand why car companies hadn’t been doing retro style vehicles for years. I’m still on board for it, but the demand in the marketplace is apparently non-existent.  

May I introduce you to... The PT Cruiser?

America gets who it votes for.

I feel this way about Princess Diana.

I think it would be a mistake to think Letterman is treating Lohan poorly because she is a woman. He is a comedian, and as far as I am concerned, comedians are sacred cattle and can say ANYTHING they want with impunity. He had Biebs on his show when the Biebs was on the news for acting out and treated him harshly. I

River Phoenix. He was so cool. Kurt Vonnegut was a profound loss. He spoke for me. 90's rockstars. They should have learned from others' very public mistakes.

And there's already essentially a Resident Evil outfit in the game.  You can make your character look almost exactly like Hunk.

No mention about how he paid employees to say bad things about him on Jezebel?

You might want to Google ‘Astongate’. There’s a story in it.

I actually read the screen play for this due to work (marketing) and you actually managed to hit all of the main notes. Clifford’s mom dies giving birth to him because of his size and a family takes him in knowing he will only live a short while and determined to make his brief life as enjoyable as possible. But they

This may be the silliest article I have ever read on Jez (and that's saying alot!).  Many times in my life I have wished that there was a system to identify at risk youth to facilitate outreach programs and prevent lives of poverty, crime, and abuse.  They may even stop a school shooting or two.  Is it unusual that it

Ok ok ok!  Now do women!

I can't with weddings.  A $74 billion industry that strokes women's ego for one single day?  That is disgusting.  Sorry/not sorry.

Where’s all the good stuff? Mob links and bribery, buried bodies, payoffs? Colluding with the Russians, the cover up?  And who blackmailed him into running for office and why?  This is just boring.

If this was a Republican we would expect them to be held to account for their crime. I wouldn’t want a prison sentence or even financial punishment, but some kind of public service would be preferable.

Is there a study showing results to that affect?  

Nothing about Incels cracks me up. That they exist should worry us all. They are a tiny group of men with mental health issues who believe their only avenue to a life worth living is to have a woman to share it with. And they have given up on having a meaningful relationship. They are filled with rage and despair and

What he did was entirely inappropriate, but at least he was open to trying to own it and make amends. A lot of people would not have been. He said he didn’t remember, which sounds like a cop out, but may not be. It sounds like he admitted that if he did behave that way, and he believes he did, that he was wrong and

Wait, what happens when a gas is forced into a narrow hole rather than a large hole? Wouldn’t it go further and with greater speed?