As a wise orangutan once said, Apes stupid.

Yeah, it could have been a refreshing bit of nuance after the scenery-devouring hilarity of Kevin Sorbo in God's Not Dead, but the movie didn't present him as a nice guy who happened to be wrong. It tried to present him as an absolutely vile monster for telling the protagonist's dad, "You're entitled to your beliefs…

Home Improvement was a big part of my childhood, but aside from Toy Story and Galaxy Quest he hasn't done anything worthwhile in 25 years.

Shut up you big space baby.

Anyone seen the creationist propaganda flick A Matter of Faith? Contains a hilarious scene where the fratty douche bro atheist (because those are a thing) is confronted by Mr. Righteous Teen Christian asking him "Is your mom a monkey?" I don't know about you guys, but that argument, like Tim's here, blew my mind.

Right, you're not saying anything at all. Duly noted.

Yeah, people like white supremacists who erect them as a monument to white supremacy, then protest when they're removed while murdering people in the process. Stop pretending this is all liberals' fault.

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CONFEDERATES WERE DEMOCRATS TOO AND LINCOLN WAS A REPUBLICAN OMG MIND BLOWN CHECKMATE LIBTARDS

Fine by me.

To be fair, some of them did. Sadly, they generally don't get monuments, only lousy Matthew McConoughey movies.

Fun fact in case it hasn't been pointed out yet: Maryland's state song, to this day, is a tribute to the secessionist rioters who attacked and killed Union soldiers marching through Baltimore on their way to DC in April 1861. Any plans to change that?

And he tweeted a Mussolini quote during the campaign.

Shut your Nazi mouth.

There's literally no logical reason not to break with Trump, aside from fear that the base will mutiny (for which the GOP only has itself to blame). He can't get their legislation passed, he spends as much time shitting on McConnell and other Congressional leaders, he hobnobs with fascists, he's crooked as hell and he…

Can't this rat bag go a single day without disgracing himself and the nation he was elected to lead?

Ernst Rohm wasn't exactly slim, either.

For all the people, here and in the media, praising Trump for finally doing a loose approximation of the right thing, reflect on how quick he was to yell at the member of his business committee for quitting or how he launched into another unprompted tirade against CNN today at the drop of a hat, compared to the two…

That's boilerplate neo-Confederate blather. It's barely even a code word.

No, smoke signals.

I can change my screen name to Bob LaFollette and you'd still be a petty, myopic jackass.