For one thing, Bill Clinton was impeached. And nothing he did remotely compares to the insanity we're currently living through.

Also pizza.

Oh yeah? Well, he's MY favorite president since Franklin Pierce!

It's real and it's spectacular. Newsweek even called it "interesting!"

I will go back to law school and rethink my life.

Isn't a Thurgood Marshall movie due out soon? Oh wait, he was black and liberal so obviously that doesn't work.

HA THAT'S JUST WHAT A LIBTARD WOULD SAY

All right, I will lionize Trump. The rest of you have this gentleman to blame for my future rants on how The Donald is the victim of a libtard conspiracy.

I don't think she's a bad actress but she has a terrible nose for films/roles, which mitigates her talent. She was as good in Jackie as the material allowed, but the movie was boring crap so a decent performance couldn't save it.

Who do you recommend we lionize? An outspoken SCOTUS judge who's spent their career on the right side of 95 percent of issues is as good as anyone.

Excuse me, you forgot "Bestselling novelist."

So, there's a chance I won't hate it?

Fox News lost one of their most popular anchors, NBC's saddled with a failure of a program, Megyn Kelly squanders any credibility and selling power she briefly had. Everybody loses. Welcome to America 2017.

You run a mediocre fast food place, you learn to expect the occasional A-bomb. It's the cost of doing business.

Now he blows up a Burger King every time he wants some chicken wings. (Which is doubly sad, because what fool thinks that Burger King sells chicken wings?)

Well, nothing to see here folks.

Space Jam nostalgia is bad enough, since that movie is objectively terrible, but if it means loving and sticking up for a serial sex offender then it's an evil attitude to have.

Amelia Earthart's grandparents are buried in my hometown in PA, so there's that.

John Tyler would be high on my list.

Reverend Moon, is that you?