I'll never forget the fortune cookie that told me "Your problem just got bigger. Think, what have you done?"

He's not the kind of celebrity anyone over the age of 12 need concern themselves with.

The God Emperor Trump doesn't hug but he does occasionally grab.

Yes, I just decided on my own that Trump was vile. His pussy grabbing and racist rhetoric was all in my mind. You have truly gotten to the bottom of politics in America. Someone award Chuck Hardin a Pulitzer.

How do you think protests work, exactly?

With all due disrespect, you and your Trump buddies have no fucking right to play the tone card considering the vile creature you just elected president. Saying Trump's assorted slurs and voluminous vulgarities are a-okay, but people on the Internet being mean to you isn't, won't win you many friends around here.

He was my friend! (…on MySpace)

The optics on CNN's end aren't great, but I find it very hard to sympathize with Mr. Asshole, who thinks it's cool to advocate violence against the press but not to be called out for it.

He clearly just needs a hug.

No, Herbie… fully loaded!

Go fuck a frog.

Katy Perry: garbage musician, annoying person. Not shocked.

That's good hearing, but it's not been my experience here in western PA - all the Trump supporters are, if anything, doubling down in their belligerence lately.

To be fair, the Declaration of Independence does not equate freedom with the right to worship Donald Trump and kick Muslims and libtards, so I can understand why they aren't fans.

Forgettable cameos in useless movies?

The problem with your argument is the word "think."

I dive into the gentle sea, to free the dolphin inside of me.

I'm very late to this thread, Ms. Quested (glad to see you sorted out that nasty business in Chandrapore), but I wanted to thank you for this excellent comment. Not only those specific comments, but the never-ending "lol people still read books!?!" on this site get under my skin. Maybe I should lighten up, but it's…

I'll try and check that out, thanks!

Perennial Communist Party candidate back in the day. Just a bit different from a major party nominee.