My dad loves that movie. That’s always made me a little nervous.

I’ll betcha that while you’re watching a silent one, a noisy one will fuckin’ kill ya!

Could be the opening scene of his own personal Falling Down.

Back in the late 80's I lived in a huge apartment complex in Phoenix. You had a single assigned parking space and there were a bunch of unmarked spaces open to everyone. The complex was being remodeled and several large dumpsters had been placed around the complex for construction debris. I saw a guy in a pretty new…

After watching the zoom on the driver, I’m guessing he was either on something, having a weird medical episode, or a malfunctioning replicant

This is a tangential question, and one I’ve been curious about for a while. I understand the reason for “Latinx” in text. But if I were reading aloud, how would it be pronounced?

Wait... we’re really wondering why someone who was sentenced to 5 years for stealing $120 would be afraid of standing trial for armed robbery?

And when this guy gets out of jail after years of being confined with real criminals and cannot get a decent job with a record, I wonder what kind of activities he’ll pick up?

I heard he owned a hoodie

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

Woke up this morning bright eyed and bushy tailed but i suppose I’ll walk into traffic.

In other news, the kitten from the “just hang in there” poster finally fell off that branch and died.

I’m missing the connection between your family owning this poster and the claim that the writer needs to “get a day job” after years of writing for Gizmodo...

Oh I let him go all right.

The one that really jumped out was managing to spend ten grand a year on clothes described as ‘not fancy’. They must have a different definition of fancy than us poors do.

Rudy is that a-hole you know at work that complains that white history month should exist since there is black history month.

countertaek: Rudy is a story about if a white guy whines enough about how he really, really wants to do something a bunch of black guys are more qualified to do, other white guys will give him the job.

I once had a really close guy friend (or so I thought) put the moves on me once after a night out at the bar. When I rebuked him, he said, "Oh, so you'll fuck every other guy except the one who actually gives a shit about you." I turned around and left his house without saying a word.

I'm giving myself an Adult Award this week because the other day I asked a guy out, he said he wasn't interested, we had a conversation about it, and now we're going to continue being friends and I feel good about it.