And his friendship with Isaac Hempstead-Wright is adorable. Although those pictures of the two of them in the front row of an NBA game together just made me feel terrible for everyone sitting behind him.

Except he's made no TV appearances, let alone commercials, and he's just on the same geek podcasts he's been on for years, even before Game of Thrones ever started airing. So the opposite of what you said!

And why did HBO lock the link? This would make me start watching Silicon Valley if I stumbled across it on Youtube, if I wasn't already.

You can see his shoulders shaking during the "Horses and buggies. Just buggies. Just horses." progression, but overall Tobolowsky was almost disappointingly professional. I was waiting for him to break at the end.

Untrue, because I would be into that.

You mean you don't want to spend a couple hours on appeasing our burning curiosity about a movie we're not actually curious enough to bother watching?

The clues I've derived from this review about Evil Couple's ultimate evil plans:

Thirding the calls for Spoiler Space. Take these shitty twists down, Mike.

I like inherited names that get less formal nicknames with every generation. My great-uncle was "Edward", my uncle is "Ed", my cousin is "Tad". I'm not sure where they go from here for the fourth and fifth generations. "That bloke"? "Teddy the lad?"

And wonder what brilliant, hysterical things Douglas Adams would have to say about the current state of the world, but then remember he died two months before his 50th birthday, so he'll never say anything ever again? Am I helping?

I really doubt she trusts Littlefinger more than Jon.

Gawker really really wanted it to be Louis, and people here get more opportunities to make Louis C.K. jokes than Doug Stanhope jokes, so… apparently not?

I'm pretty sure Cannes is movie people's outlet to be bitchy consequence-free so they can keep their bitchy urges under control during the rest of the year. It's like the Purge.

Warts are always a turnoff, the "usually" was sarcastic. Sorry to have worried you, friend.

I was appreciating it too, until they zoomed out and revealed it belonged to a Joffrey lookalike who looked about 15. And he immediately started whining about warts, which is usually a turnoff.

Yes, my point is that her knowing that was proof of actual magical ability, which is what scared him.

Oh, got it. I don't remember the details of Varys's scene talking about his castration, so that's totally possible. Though I definitely remember it was a male sorcerer leading it, what with how he found the dude and locked him in a chest to starve.

At the end of the Kingsmoot when Euron asked for wood to be gathered for 1,000 ships, how did no one look around and helpfully say "erm, we're living on a big fucking rock, mate. foliage is minimal."

Considering it was a fight between an experienced, power-hungry woman who put in years of service through family connections and a crazy xenophobe with a wildly implausible building plan and a self-reported big dick…

I don't get that. How does knowing this priestess might be much older than she looks explain how she knows personal info about Varys?