The Browns are not playing four-dimensional chess. They’re just eating a jar of paste.

Just what a cunning player of four dimensional chess would say!

It would be so funny to hear a female ask a question about the Titanic.

In his defense, the 2-tape VHS set of the Titanic he stole in college only had tape #1, so he had no way of knowing that the ship actually sinks.

“Of COURSE I’ve seen Titanic, you assholes. At the end of the movie the bad-guy submarine sinks itself and the Titanic sails under the moonlight with Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin talking on top of it. What do you think I am, an idiot?”

Can reporters only ask him Titanic themed questions from now on? I want to see how long this can go on before he finds out what happened to it.

What he doesn’t realize is that the playoffs are the iceberg.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

This shows that Watterson knew he was wrapping things up. Making peace. Tying up loose ends. I loved this truce with Rosalyn.

Though you forgot to mention the one time where the strip comes full circle and a real person, Calvin’s one nemesis no less, actually plays calvinball with him towards the end of the strip’s run