Was it uncontrollable weeping?

Santa and Rudolph's dad are such assholes that it really ruins the whole thing for me. I am not a fan of Hermey the elf either. The Bumble, Rudolph himself, and the other misfit toys are the only redeeming things about it — specifically the polka dotted elephant. What kind of monster child doesn't want a polka dot…

Slate just did an article about the CBS schedule and how it catered to old white people during this election season.

The best thing about One Direction is that their lyrics are very easy to change to be about my dog — or just sing to my dog as is.

Cheesy carrots. We can't have a vegetable on the table that is untouched by some sort of gluttonous sauce.

Genuinely over the moon. It's a Thanksgiving miracle!

We have this hideous office cactus that was part of a pot that had three cacti in it that my boss brought in probably 13 years ago. The other two died off ages ago, but the third is like the little cactus that could. It is super tall, and more than a little phallic looking. It got too big for its pot the other day and…

Oh, I am so so sorry. Are you able to put his/her litterbox outside somewhere? A porch, stoop, etc? I don't have a cat, but I see a lot of missing pet posts, and that's what they always say to do if you can.

I had zero regulations on movies/books/tv shows. I read and watched a lot of questionable content, with pretty minimal negative results, unless you count the months I spent sleeping on the couch because reading The Amityville Horror scared me so badly I didn't want to stay in my attic bedroom. The one thing she…

Is that like when I buy a new pair of shoes, I have to throw out an old one? Let me tell you, you get to a point where to follow that edict would result in getting rid of perfectly good pairs of shoes you still use. Like ones for clean power, or wetlands.

This is amazing. I was so into Double Dare. They did a tour maybe 1989ish where they went to malls and set up parts of the obstacle course. I was so excited to go through the wringer and only a little disappointed that there was no mess.

Quesadillas are why I have a toaster oven.

When I was little sometimes instead of breakfast (or if we slept through breakfast, which was more frequently the case) my grandma would fix us graham crackers with a very thin layer of butter spread on them. It's still my favorite comfort food, and one few people seem to get.

We've cut back on our walks both due to daylight savings time and a recent injury to the dog. Was hoping to get back into it this week, but he hasn't improved. He can still go for walks, but it's the getting into the car that is the problem. I'm going to have to figure something out though, because we are both going…

Seriously. They should have put Barron and Melania on that back in August. "Take notes. Just in case."

I imagined it to Kool & the Gang's Hollywood Swingin.

The only reason I go to our 7-11 is because their gas station is the cheapest. I go to Quik Trip for all convenience needs (fountain beverages).

My babysitter was really into it and made me shut up whenever the Fight for Your Right video came on MTV. That's really all I remember from them until Ill Communication.

Beasties always had some of the best liner notes. The Sounds of Science ones were particularly fascinating.

Maybe — were they covered on Glee?