I want to interview him holding a spray bottle and every time he says something horrible I will spray him right in his goddamn face. STOP SCRATCHING THE FURNITURE FRANZEN. YOU ARE WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

Controversial choice:
Michael Sheen as Aro in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

I was going to go with

Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

In a cast that sways between catatonia and cocaine overdose, no middle ground between, Anthony Hopkins is on a league of his own.

Hell, he is not even playing the same game.

The over-the-top running scene at the end of Clue comes to mind.

How this wasn’t the first thing posted is beyond me.

Co-winners for me.

Montalban’s performance made that movie, which is why Benny Cummerbund’s Khan (Khan’t?) (ETA: and Star Trek Into Darkness in general) never stood a snowflake’s chance in hell of measuring up.

I freaking love Zardoz

Wiki wiki wild.

Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness.

Kirk, with his “KHAAN” and “I have had enough of you!” quotes is typically the Starfleet captain with attitude, but I think Picard has had some great over the top performances as well. I love his “NOO” moment in First Contact:

John Lithgow as Dr. Emilio Lizardo in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, hands down.

Jeremy Irons in the first Dungeons & Dragons movie. No holds barred. No cheese spared. No scenery unchewed.

BRB, giving myself a hysterectomy with kitchen utensils.

Congrats! And a pre-emptive FUCK YOU to anyone that shows up trying to judge you for this.

The source piece reads like someone turned a Taylor Swift song into a magazine article.