13 seconds in. Can’t. Sobbing, NY had commercials of a baby with whooping cough a few years back. WRECKED ME every time.

Does Fiorina know what Whooping Cough looks like in babies who are too young for their vaccinations so might catch it from unvaxxed older kids?

a mother of five children who said that because of her religious beliefs, she will not allow her children to receive any vaccines that were created using cells from “aborted babies.”

As of the beginning of 2014-2015, they are all charter or private.

I looked like hell, and didn’t give a single fuck. In fact, I still don’t give a fuck. Here I am in all my sweaty, pimply glory. 21 hours of labor, no drugs, and feeling like a badass.

Theres a photo of me about..3 hours or so after giving birth: My husband is lovingly holding our son. I’m in the background, looking on from the hospital bed with a box of Cheez-Its in my hand and a mouth full of Oreos.

I like how I look in my first post-childbirth photo because I look like myself and my baby’s in it.

Or you could remember that Kate Middleton is a princess who had a team of hair, makeup, and wardrobe people prepare her for that moment, and also, you’re not legally required to post pictures of yourself on social media constantly.

My eldest daughter was born about 1:15am, this is us shortly after. Hers was a great birth and I felt like I had just kicked all sorts of ass. :)

They stole it because you are clearly a very important person. You had a flask with not only your monogram on it, but your WHOLE NAME.

Talking to humans.

I know this sounds pathetic, but I actually had to unclench my teeth while reading this. We had some frighteningly, horrible neighbors for about two years. I won’t bore you with the details, but they would start their awfulness around 11pm and it would last until around 6am in the morning. Every day, day after day.…

“Their black Labrador retriever was found slain in a ditch 15 miles from their home.”

Being expected to leave the house. Ever.

I shaved my legs last week (after about 6 months of growth) and I was so upset by how long it took. Like 10 solid minutes per trunk.

Not a loss, and not a restaurant, but...

I worked as a nurse for a large candy factory. I’d seem my share of heart attacks, scaldings and what-not. One day an employee put his hand into what amounted to a giant mouse trap and lost his entire index finger. The finger went on down the line and was covered with delicious chocolate. An alert line worker noticed…

It says something about the state of wage work that absolutely none of these stories surprised me. Zip. Nada. Zilch. All I could do was sigh and nod.

What is it with managers/owners and valuing the lettuce over the employee? I got fired over slicing off the end of my left ring finger while shredding goddamn iceberg lettuce. Ostensibly for “wasting food, ruining towels and costing us money for sending you to the ER.”

Ooh, bonus BCO! With teenagers maiming themselves with dangerous industrial machinary for minimum wage!