I’m actually glad sometimes we only had dialup when I was in high school because we had enough ER visits (and literally almost burned the house down once). I can’t imagine how much more trouble we could have gotten into. My brother broke the washing machine in the 6th? grade trying to learn to do laundry. Oh 80’s/90’s…

If they had Lilo & Stitch I’d be all over it.

They have actually lost him at least twice due to his wanderings. (They lost JP2 once and B16 twice they will admit to.) So they have huge parts of NYC and Philly sectioned off as “oh shit evacuate the pope” detours.

He has that look frequently. Staaaahp touching me, I am not a puppy

I feel shame for knowing this as well

She’d love my friends’ 4 year old. She’s going through a massive princess phase right now and everyone is either Sir or Lady (whatever your name is). We used to get called Ms or Mr (your name). The kid has manners but it’s pretty funny if you’re trying to wrangle her in public and she’s calling you that.

me too!

Those countertops are so tacky.

I’m obligated to agree

People cannot seem to grasp that I work Sundays, every major holiday, or that I work weird hours 2 other days of the week.

Esp since Jordan Black can actually act as an adult.

I was wondering if it was a costume based on priests I know. If a priest manages to eat alone/have a few hours to himself he ditches his collar if he isn’t in a a religious order just so people don’t bug him.

Sounds like why I switched parishes when I went through a health crisis and don’t talk to anyone from any of those church groups. People are horrible.

She was also Lilo in Lilo & Stitch?

As someone w/endometriosis since I was 8, do you want to get ice cream and go make voodoo dolls of our reproductive organs?

Thank you!

Considering the massive racism in that part of Ohio plus the massive drug issues in that community in particular I would move the hell to the other end of the state if I could get another job. I hope those parents can.

I’ve been in that position at work. It’s awful, awkward and you feel like there is nothing you can do.

The problem with me is actually a silly one (on top of my bad handwriting). I am semi-regularly correcting things on the computer because I swap similar letters or words because of my epilepsy. I don’t always realize it with handwritten things or I have to scribble over them. Unless someone is used to my speech…

I think this can be way more frustrating than people realize. It’s not “I’m checking the weather/my work email for a second”, it’s when one of my friends is having 5 freaking conversations on his phone during lunch. I may as well not be there.