I actually write mostly in merged cursive, which is why everyone at work can’t read my writing. I’ve been requested to type anything that can’t fit on a post-it.

I actually use one of those as a facebook profile picture just to be annoying

What do you do about the reverse of number 5? We had an event last night and the person who was supposedly in charge of it (I was helping) would *not put his damn phone way*. To the point I actually had to call him out on it. I can’t run an event if the person in charge of it is so distracted by his phone we’re 45…

That sounds worse than when they put wrecked cars in front of schools as a drunk driving warning. Uuuugh

Someone had a screwed up ruined wedding story here about 9/11. I think we need a 9/11 messed up things contest but I don’t really know how to do that...

That last bit is so something my mom would do

I’m stealing that last line because seriously most men in FWB situations do not seem to get that.

This. My office doesn’t have HR. We have my boss and an operations manager. They have both admitted that our office bully is a bully and a miserable bitch. We just have to deal with it.

I think this is why there is an entire generation of women grossed out by tightey whities

Do we have the same mom?

I know 2 little girls named Leia so maybe this is a good thing?

Spider-Hamlet, Spider-Hamlet, does whatever a Spider-Hamlet does

No but my copy of Buckaroo Bonzai is

Why was he even in that movie?

That and Khan had no backstory in the reboot

At least once a year I trick someone into watching either that or Life Force. I own both.

My mother bitches regularly that my brother and I were both born on holidays so she couldn’t have gotten drugs if she had wanted to. Given the labor/delivers she went through, it’s not in the least surprising there isn’t a 3rd kid.

Now I actually know which song this is.

The person I spend the majority of my time with (we’re either going to end up together or be bff’s)-our biggest argument in Life is how to make mac & cheese. You would think people who live in the same apartment building and work in the same office would argue about way more crap.

I love her shoes & have no shame about it