spinstercatlady
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Now I actually know which song this is.

The person I spend the majority of my time with (we’re either going to end up together or be bff’s)-our biggest argument in Life is how to make mac & cheese. You would think people who live in the same apartment building and work in the same office would argue about way more crap.

I love her shoes & have no shame about it

It’s always the parents. The kids I can write off as being middle schoolers

there really isn’t a way of ringing it up without screwing up the inventory. You just keep hitting double meat or add bacon even if it isn’t bacon and stick a post it note on a print out of the order.

I eventually decided getting up at 6 am and wandering the woods made me happy

It was! I didn’t even expect anything!

It’s not young people at all. The event I’m talking about was a Christmas tea for the little old ladies at my church who are currently PO’d I’m not doing it this year.

RSVPing is a HUGE DEAL. There is a work event I’m no longer doing because last year we had so many issues with people not RSVPing. Most of the lost money came from that. It happens at parties all the time. I don’t get why this translates to brides being psycho when it’s a totally reasonable request for an event that

The last wedding I was involved in my official duty was “guestbook”. My unofficial duty was “wrangling the mother of the bride”. I have a very lovely thank you card and Starbucks gift card for this.

My friend’s daughter got this b/c she was too little to be vaccinated. At the time I literally thought that was impossible in the US (Seattle).

I’m at a 2 day business function. I hate this on every introverted level possible.

I bet it’s impossible to sell that property

Anyone who has ever met me knows going near mah precious baybays (cats) is a straight train to crazy town.

I worked in a deli for a few years. Those things were a hazard if we were remotely busy

The first time I drove a car was a direct result of my dad cutting off his middle finger in a lawn mowing accident. Since I was in the 5th grade I didn’t know how to park our very 80’s station wagon, which was not something my dad thought of. Luckily (?) he passed out from blood loss before he had to deal with that.

If I didn’t know better I’d think you are my friend Heidi. Except she threw a fit 10 minutes in.

This. I think this is where so much of the Hated Bridesmaid Dresses comes from. Your friends don’t all magically become capable of wearing yellow tea length dresses or whatever. Some of the worst bridesmaid dresses I’ve seen would be fine...on another person.

This has been my issue with medical debt. I literally cannot figure out where the hell any of it went. I know at least 1/3 of the calls I’m getting are total crap. At this point it’s just easier to wait the 7 years out.

She was also on an episode of TNG