I miss shoes like that

OH MY GOD. I HAVE A FRIEND VISITING THIS WEEKEND. WE HAVE A MISSION. RED ALERT

Or you can just have mine from my mom’s basement. I swear she keeps this crap to humiliate me. It’s actually silver because 1999.

Students from the 2 Catholic universities in Ohio make a point of visiting and seeing if they can get kicked out from mocking. It’s basically a contest at this point. Last I checked the seminary had been banned.

It’s hard. At a certain point it’s easier to say you will save 1/4 of the money and risk crappy weather if you have the wedding in November. People are going to complain about stuff no matter what and around here it’s a coin flip if it’s going to be 2008 and 80 degrees or 2014 and snowing. But sure thing that 7/31…

My mom pulled this one at least twice. You can actually tell at what ages I was most emotionally screwed up by my hair

I refer to the middle school wing as “hormones, ax body spray and hell-stench”. The principal has stolen this.

The stink of children-specifically teenage boys-in warm weather should be a special category.

WHY does anyone who has ever lived in the midwest or south think having a wedding in July/August is a good idea? It’s a terrible, awful idea. But every damn summer I go to them. Oh the pictures are pretty! No everyone is sweating their makeup into their boobs and has pit stains that photoshop can’t fix. People aren’t…

I live in Ohio. The only months of the year that aren’t either a frozen hellscape, raining constantly or a humid hellpit are October and May.

Apparently we’e reverting the name of the Pope, most people in the new testament and basically everyone in religious orders. Someone inform the Catholic Church.

I may work in a church

This may stand as quote of the day & it’s 10 am

Been there. I had a guy I had been dating for a few months totally freak out because we ran into a woman he went on 1 date with. He didn’t get why I was pissed. I don’t know if he knows she’s married and pregnant now.

I refer to this as Chastity Through Speed Dating

Isn’t that most of the US?

Evil Secretary likes to keep track of how often I go to the bathroom. God knows why. I’m tempted to tell her that sorry somewhere along the way my endo broke my system so I pee a lot and I also uh have to change my panty liners a lot even when I’m not on my period. I’m not announcing it to everyone so can you stop…

There’s a guy I hate and I made him go away on Saturday by announcing to the room I’d been on my period for 2 weeks. The other people in the room found this hilarious. Dude you’re 23 get the hell over it.

I seriously thought this was just me. Bless you for admitting this

I am the only woman where I work who still gets my period. Which basically means I not only get to hide that I’m period, I get to hide my trash. Since my workplace is a toxic gossiping nightmare I’d rather tell one of my few male coworkers I’m on my period then most of the women I work with. At least he doesn’t accuse…