I hate that it's necessary to have a hospital bag. I carry my meds with me largely because I take them at such specific times of day and I want to make sure I have them with me and 2 of them I know a hospital may not actually have, even if they want to administer their own. Ugh.

It's always weird stuff that you end up wanting too. Like clothes to wear home from the hospital. It's the same reason I keep a "how to care for the cats" sheet on the fridge.

Sounds like a day in my job. I"m so sorry

My go bag is actually a hospital/travel bag because there was a period of about 2 or 3 years where I was going to the ER a lot and it was just easier to have someone get that. It's probably creepy.

I just went out to dinner with my coworker* wearing a Star Trek t shirt and track pants from college. Marie Clare should probably come to my house and burn my closet.

My closet is "walk in" because I am 5 foot 2. There's a light in there but the bulb broke and the potato thing is a lie so yeah there's no lighting there #adultingfail

That may be the cutest thing I've ever seen.

I don't respond to him anymore. I did about a couple times about a year ago because it gave me some degree of entertainment but now I don't even bother. At one point he sent me an email grilling me about my new job, asking me questions I would only answer to someone I was close to, so it's pretty obvious he thinks…

according to you, a California Condor. (it's a Q10 for what it's worth. My iphone was possessed by demons and I hated it so I actually replaced it with a blackberry a few months back)

A few weeks ago someone asked me what I did with my Saturday and I had to lie because the honest answer was "ate an entire pizza, jalapeno poppers and watched netflix for 12 hours in my pjs with my cats". I think I also ate a quart of ice cream. I am so classy.

Which is kinda BS because Bundy was a total thief and there are numerous serial killers with rap sheets for robbery/break-ins.

That sounds like Morticia Addams logic

Different type of surgery but my ex picked a fight w/me in the hospital so he could leave me right before my surgery and not have to deal with it. I came home and he'd left anything I'd loaned him or given him in front of my door. The fact a few years later he still randomly emails/texts for God knows what reason…

I know your pain all too well. I'm living in a small town and I work in a church/school. I have no clue what I'm going to do if I ever try to date

My parents were always convinced I was/am doing way worse things than I was. Totally convinced I've slept with every guy I've ever known, even if they were gay or just my roommate. I apparently have a much more interesting drinking and drug history than I knew. My friends like to joke that of course I grew up and…

My grandma had those too. I kept them after she died and I'm not even sure why

I obviously need this. I will wear a Star Trek uniform and pose in front of a Tardis. Someone encourage me.

My middle name is my mom's name

I know some people buy the flower girl dresses at their very Catholic weddings and save them for their daughter's first communion dresses or keep their wedding dresses for their daughters but this is crazy forethought.

I have to watch his silly stuff to keep from crying: