Because this video will apparently never leave the front page, I've had at least 50 opportunities to think to myself "When did Trent Reznor have Flock of Seagulls hair? Oh, no, it's THAT."

My first choice was an obscure novel from the 1760s, but if we're sticking with '90s music I'm going with Sneaker Pimps' "6 Undergound". It's so dated, but damn it's still so good.

Laurence Sterne. His one big hit was "The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy", a post-modern masterpiece that somehow managed to predate Modernism by two centuries (it was published throughout the 1760s). It's digressive, tongue-in-cheek, self-referential, and a beautiful balance of mirth and melancholy.

Sadly, Tom Hardy has a very meh dong.

Calling Michael Collins a third wheel does a pretty huge disservice to his incredible career, both as an astronaut and after, but whatever.

Mr. House from Fallout: New Vegas while recommending the Yes Man ending to her.

Oh man, I feel you. I actually also have ASD (I was trying to be coy about it with "weird smart kid"), so according to Hollywood I'm one bump to the head away from either murdering everyone or transcending the flesh to become a being of pure energy. I'm a woman though, and for the most part these sorts of ultra-cliche…

If there is one trope more obnoxiously overused than the Owen-Meany-esque supergenius child, it's giving those supergeniuses (children or adults) a fucking brain tumor to explain their weirdness and/or give them an aura of tragedy.

Please tell me more about having both a scrotum AND labia…

There is SO MUCH I don't understand about this, but I especially don't get the properties of the glue. If peeing dissolves (?) it, then I'm assuming the glue is water soluble. So like, won't all that menstrual blood also dissolve the glue, rendering the whole concept even more useless than it already is?

I believe what Freddie meant to say was "It's a giant spider invasion of savings, at Menaaaaards!"

Add a zero, and yes. The main quests are almost always the least interesting story component in the game.

My dad is the Returns/Membership manager at the Costco in my hometown and, yeah……..