Yawn. If you cheat, it's your fault. Anything else is shitty logic. If you're unhappy, you break up with someone.

Look, it's all her fault she cheated. Full stop. If she thought he was a bad partner, she could have broken up with him before she fucked someone else.

You won't steal my joy!

A song/hook/earworm you've written/recorded, which you said you have. You haven't 'cause you can't do it.

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Thought so that you couldn't show a receipt, 'cause you simply can't do it.

Thought so.

Let's hear 'em then, buddy. I'll wait.

Man, really? Not pop? Damn, ok? Off to the shadows with you, DP.

The Ramones, Buzzcocks, Clash and Sex Pistols all had catchy choruses. That is all.

How you gonna mention Snuff and Guns N Wankers and not mention Dogpiss?!

I'm embarrassed to admit what i wished this was going to be when i clicked on it.

Limp weren't nu-metal; they were pop-punk ;)

How dare you lump Ariana Grande in with Smashmouth.

"It isn't hard to 'craft' an earworm"

I think of Nu-Metal, Ska, and VH-1 pop/"rock" bands that all dressed like they were Star Trek characters. Vertical Horizon singer, I'm looking at you.

The answer is no in all cases :)

Green Day had ballads as early as 1990.

Objectively? Fuck no. Only ones that come close on that list are Propagandhi, and you didn't even pick their best album, Supporting Caste. Rancid? lol. Buzzcocks are great but best of's don't count. Against me kinda suck. Dillinger Four are overrated. Fugazi is punk now? Never heard Copstabber, but I can say with…

Teen Idols ruled. So did/do Chixdiggit.