sucked* probably did since i was 16 and had to use my left hand. Not a good angle. I couldn't have been that bad since she went down on me 10 minutes later. That doesn't sound like assault, either.

This is sarcasm, right?

The first girl I ever fingered was while watching My Best Friend's Wedding. She was kinda dry. I should sue. Wait, maybe that was my fault. Dammit. Can she countersue? I'm just spitballin here.

What shows don't have women?

You really think CBS had a meeting and were like "Ok, phew.. no women this time around. Everyone good with that? Good, let's get crackin! Big year ahead of us, guys!"

I've seen some dumb disqus comments, but damn.

The very end of Waitress made me cry for about 20 minutes. I don't even know why. Just watching them walk off with the credits was really touching; like she found everything she needed.

Shame. It's her best IMO.

Exactly

Did "When The Pawn" get a vinyl release, too?

Same reason you care.

"What do I mean by that?"

oh you sweet summer child. a whole 5 seconds.

Imagine DC made a Superman movie with half as much heart as Guardians Of The Galaxy? They'd have a mega smash on their hands. Tsk tsk.

I'm listening to the leak of the new Paramore album. It sounds like a mix of the Talking Heads, Cranberries, and the Smiths. I like it.

I recommend "Spilt Milk" by Jellyfish

More than likely being sarcastic.

I anticipated this.

I don't even listen to their old stuff. Sorry.

Strangely this Bad Religion song. https://www.youtube.com/wat…