but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

Exclusive men only leagues like the NBA and NFL are even more sexist. Everyone knows women have the “skill” to compete! In fact, my dog is sexist as well, he only follows around my husband. I’m so competitive that I refuse to admit that some men are stronger, faster and better than me at sports but I don’t think men…

Stuff like this fascinates me though. Should you be aiming at the best player on the team instead? Not aiming at all and just saying fuck it I don’t care what happens? Why bother trying at all? Why spend the money and the effort to play a sport that you have no interest in what the outcome is? Why not just go to a bar…

It’s the world’s longest skidmark.

I physically cringe every time he speaks.

“actually I was joking with my trainer earlier today and I thought it’d be fitting...”

“And I look forward to playing near our president, who likes to get Piston.”

He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

It’s been a long time since I’ve read them but they key for me to enjoy them was to skip all of the elf songs and about 50% of the Frodo stuff from the second two books. Whining little bastard.

Is Hamno wrong in his assessment of the democratic party? They literally rigged the primary against the only candidate who had a decent chance of winning (not that i would have wanted him to). People need to break out of the liberal bubble they are in and wake up.

Let’s be honest. No one’s going to rush and click some story about a boring Democrats. But keeping Trump and his evil groupies in power certainly helps Splinter keep up their click bait revenue.

“Democrats...no matter who they are” is EXACTLY the problem. More Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, less Joe Crowley. More Kamala Harris, less Dianne Feinstein. 

The Democratic party is a firm that does the same thing half the time and the other half of the time argues with itself over whether or not it can be allowed to do it.

I don’t know, Eden Hazard regularly took the ball at midfield and was able to get past multiple French players (which he also did against Brazil) while taking some serious fouls and staying on his feet. Mbappe was great, but Hazard was the best and most exciting player in the match today.

He’s obviously trying to troll Messi by winning a trophy with Higuain on the same team. 

So, like Trump, then.

Apropos of nothing, the popularization and mainstreaming of the “lots of people are saying” rhetorical tic is just one of the myriad sins Trump has visited on this country.

Didn’t see that second ref coming in for the spear did they. now I can only see it in slow motion set to “Wrecking Ball.”

“This has put me in a difficult position where I must pick one or the other - and as a result I pick mother.”

Sometimes you’re jerking off and you switch hands and you still need to know what time it is so your cocaine dealer isn’t waiting out front for too long.