I always loved Faried when he was on my Nuggets. The guy has the energy of 10 people. I never knew why he got the shaft here, altho he wasn’t great on offense and his FT% sucks.

came here to say this, but your words were more poetic. +1

Press the bell icon. Press the bell icon. Bugger off

On his favorite food aspect, I think he’s trying to personally relate to athletes like Prince Fielder or John Kruk.

jezebel is leaking again

She’s the problem. Not him.

it would be like asking an interviewee if they know a skill and just taking their word for it. “sure, i know rocket science!” that’s what we’re doing here with the most powerful position in the country. the debates in 2020 better have some more in-depth follow up questions than 2016. “mexico is gonna pay for the…

why can’t we ask him these real questions? nobody ever seems to ask him a real question or a real follow up question. just softball bullshit

did you know cashews are toxic right off the tree?

You don’t get addicted to weed. It’s habit forming, like anything else, but not addictive. He’s just an idiot who doesn’t have his priorities straight: hmm, being paid millions that will last you a lifetime (and possibly your children’s lifetime) for playing a game or toking up this blunt to get high once.. tough…

WTF is the lady in the white in the middle w/ the smile wider than her freaking eyes? Evolution didn’t create that shit. Kill it with fire!

God, these really are awful responses. The Trump response was too serious. Lighten up, Tom. This shouldn’t read like some dystopian MSNBC article. I guess what I’m saying is that I miss Drew.

Subbing in any other Deadspin hack for Drew takes the comedic rating of any article from a 9 to a 1 out of 10. I’ll never take Drew for granted again. I hope he gets well soon.

I like to pretend that the barber’s clippers slipped and cut that ridiculous lightning bolt in his hair by accident.

Another win for deregulation. Trump wins again!

According to the article.. ALL romaine lettuce should be tossed. 

You’re 50 mil too high.

The winter tire drivers aren’t the overconfident drivers out there in the snow. The pickup trucks w/ the toolboxes in the back passing people on a double yellow in a blizzard are the ones that are overconfident.. and I’ve seen many of them in a ditch.

Is the video an advertisement to sell tires? Yep, and the author says so in her article. Do advertisers take liberties to increase your motivation to buy their products? Absolutely. Unless you’ve been living under a rock, these types of things are pretty well-known.

In his first match, Trump would preemptively declare that if he lost, the other person cheated.. then proceed to discredit his opponent.