Do you understand the difference between drafting well and three superstars in their prime colluding to join forces in free agency?

Yes, because the Celtics trading for Garnett and Allen is exactly the same as superstars in their prime colluding to form a superteam.

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

I think deadspin should make more excuses for Russell Westbrook shooting 1-11 in the fourth quarter. “But he was tired”, “but his team isn’t good”, “but Kanter can’t defend”. Russell Westbrook has played hero ball in the fourth quarter all year which is the primary reason why their record is right at the bottom of the…

It’s actually a reference to Veep, but thanks for your feedback.

I guess Director of Communications for the NHL isn’t in the cards. Maybe the LPGA Tour is more Spicer’s style.

WHY WOULD YOU CUT OFF THE GIF RIGHT BEFORE THEY SINK INTO PLACE?

“But it’s a *dry* indifference”

These are Cubs fans:

I think the camera is in specator mode so it’s able to see all players.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

As someone familiar with most fantasy worlds and genres I should warn the Celtics that Black Wizards are almost always untrustworthy and evil and...

What are you talking about? John Wall is a beast.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor