Here’s a picture of their captain

So, they’re sentient cats.

”None of them turned out to be a serial killer“

Growing up, my sister solved the dickless Ken problem with red play-dough.

Regardless of what was or wasn’t between Ken doll’s legs, my best friend and I always played “Dirty Barbies,” which meant that we’d make clothes for the Barbies out of scrap material, drape it around them, and Ken would tear it off. We’d mash Ken and Barbie(s) together while we made “uh uh uh uh uh” noises.  I have no…

As a kid growing up in the 80's I also yearned to have a look at Ken’s dick... like you note it wasn’t sexual quite yet but it was the beginning of that, and I still remember feeling cheated when the Ken my parents bought me for Christmas didn’t have one.

I haven’t thought this much about penis since, well, since last night.

Ken needs to sport a stick.

Except all organized religion is in essence a set of lies and ongoing fraud played out over centuries to encourage people to behave and believe a certain way, a “good” way, in order to influence and control certain aspects of their lives and thought patterns.

As a Jew I’d like to apologize for what we did... We could have done more to stop what happened, but we didn’t. In fact, some of us probably encouraged it, guided by personal gain and not the terrible impact our actions - or lack of action - would have on the history of mankind. It was not a proud moment in our…

I’m fully aware of what’s happening at Deadspin, but that linked article reports that several Kotaku employees have also been fired, when that’s absolutely not the case.

aha, i knew i remembered right. the way she talked abt the fear of being deported, i bet you he used that as leverage w/ her many times. i hope she reads these comments some day. (Mayumi, run....)

And yet we use all our dress code efforts on policing women’s clothes.

Kid never had a chance.

What types of things do you think he’s invented?

no need to drop out... at the end they say they are all home schooled (conspiracy theorist dad is an amazing teacher, I’m sure...) and their career aspirations are to get their metal band off the ground... hahaha

Does it? Sorry. English is my first language.

Actual quote from Balloon Teen: “I haven’t thought about anything, maybe I should.”

That kid is going to drop out of high school to start his own vape juice company.