Well, they did kill off one. But people like Black Widow. At least she had some guns and not just some pointy sticks. 

Fine. You can all hate on Renner.

good now he can concentrate on his music.

Mickey Mouse enacts prima nocta on all Disney princesses. 

Honestly, it feels like Nintendo just forgot about Advance Wars.

My friend’s mother got her dog an internet cert saying it was an emotional support animal, took it on a plane where it pissed the seat in anxiety, and then took a shit in the middle of the airport terminal as they were running to catch a connection. She ‘didn’t have time’ to clean it up.

“He also tweeted that Holcomb’s offense was “flying while back” to his three followers.”

They are more concerned with you having a fence around your pool so random kids don’t fall in and kick the bucket.

I guess every Good Guy With A Gun™ in that particular part of Texas must have been busy at the time.

...and like the El Paso shooting, not a single report of anyone with a conceal and carry pulling their weapon.

Sometimes I think of it as in progress.

It’s scary how I saw “five dead” and my initial reaction was “thank goodness it's not that bad". 

Tomorrow probably

I now know how people with “Marvel Fatigue” feel.

Bummer eh? Welp, see you next week.

the new legislation signed by Abbott will make it easier “to carry guns in Texas churches, schools, apartment buildings and disaster zones.”

Pretty sure we could start up a Splinter-sub-blog, “American Violence”, dedicated to just this topic. No shortage of content.

The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun in a postal truck is a good guy with a gun in a... FedEx truck?

Couldn’t find a good guy with a gun in Midland-Odessa?