It’s his favourite read, and yet the only book anyone’s ever mentioned seeing at his bedside was the Collected Speeches of Adolf Hitler!

Megachurches are going to stock their basement rec areas with this shit.

Shitty parents trying to indoctrinate their children on the dangers of their cartoon version of socialism. 

I think they're banking on the "boomers who will buy this purely to annoy their kids with" market

I’ve no doubt it’s targeted at the Fox News right-wing nutjob set. Who cares about consequences so long as you can scrape a couple more pennies together?

Who the fuck do these capitalists think is going to buy this stupid shit?

The problem is that it’s not for publicity; it’s Capitalist propaganda to be spread by MAGATs on Facebook and given as an hilarious Christmas gag gift amongst our increasingly ill-informed citizenry.

A chance for me to wear Mrs. Funk’s skimpiest outside the bedroom?!

Fine, I’ll be the construction worker...I already have the mustache.  Do we have time to get our dance moves down?

“...coming to the parade dressed as their favorite characters from media”

There’s something ambiguous about your comment. I just can’t figure out what.

Ah, yes, cosplay, definitely something the straights are known for being the best at.

Diamond and Silk can cosplay as identical Aunt Tomis.

Anyone want to join me for a team entry?

So, in theory, a bunch of people could go dressed as Ruby Rhod from the fifth element correct? Like what if hundreds did that, in the name of straight pride obviously.

A character from a movie, eh? 

(and yet I bet half of them still choose to dress as openly bisexual character Deadpool)

Step One: Cosplay Ace and Gary