Nah, just art that doesn’t look like ass. I don’t care about the celebrities. Four white dudes and one white woman? Kinda care about that ratio.

Nah. That was because a sex criminal owned the company and wouldn’t sell it or the game.

If anything the rest of the universe became sillier to make it work in canon.

Unless you’re pointing it at women and shouting “Bang! Bang!” no one would freak out.

I would never advise someone to throw a racket ball at their son’s dick, but...

Fly away...

Weirdly we play entirely outdoors in Washington State. I suspect that’s to mess with teams who don’t play in the rain.

Some nuns get *really* into the sexual part of the whole Bride of Christ thing.

The West Coast just isn’t that scared of brown people though. 🤷‍♀️

Washington might elect a Republican governor but not a president. National R’s have to support stuff Washington Republicans generally aren’t up for. Lots of pro choice Republicans here. They’ll split the ticket.

The West Coast isn’t the Midwest. California will go red before Oregon.

My problem is it excuses the state from doing meaningful work on the subject.

Or doing meaningful work for the victim or to prevent actual reoffending.

IMO she needed to lady-up and just ask you out.

China too. Like even moreso.

At least the boss battles might not suck.

The boss battles were truly awful. Why am I suddenly playing a completely different and much worse game?

As long as there are compelling characters. Wonder when they get introduced.

They literally cancelled an open world game and an uncharted style game. This is what could be slapped together in 18 months.

Too bad they had to use generic assets for the protagonist.