Zoroastrianism? That’s where the 12 signs are from at least. Obviously not the only kind and a lot of cultures adapted them.

Ahura Mazda is pleased that humanity is properly tracking which celestial palace he inhabits, but he probably wonders what that has to do with that big promotion of your’s.

And who do they call him POTUS? He’s powerless to defend himself and they make up some crazy made up word. What they should call him is President Of The United States. At at least something short for it.

We haven’t seen whole groups of people flee the White House like that since The War of 1812.

Daughter. Melania hates him too much to check on him.

In the grim darkness of the future the Republicans still hate Hillary.

That’s some funny shit, comrade.

Well, it all started when some people with pale skin arrived up from across the sea...

Nerds are usually as obsessed with sex as whatever their other passion is. We tend to get around.

Greed, poor education, a desire to win. Usually all three.

I live in the US. Developers here destroy building facades and archeological sites first and ask permission never. A filed historical preservation request doesn’t even stop development unless a judge grants a separate stay and that’s unlikely.

Which is where people should board low impact mass transit, like a light weight trackless tram.

Thought of that sheep as soon as you mentioned the need to sheer them.

I’m prepared to believe Trump has cost us hundreds of billions. Mostly because we have the recipes.

Lez do it!

I’m going to write the name of the grave with Mew’s fossel in it on the bottom of this rock...

And slave labor!

Worse than Millard Fillmore?! /s