You know what most of us rub our faces on? Hotel towels.

I wasn’t supposed to masturbate into my rented dress? Oops.

I think it’s a lot of people with different motives who all find abusing kids to be really easy as a priest.

We really handed the Pacific to Chain there. Republicans don’t understand soft power.

You forgot that someone paid off his gambling debt of $200,000. That’s his annual salary. Someone *owns* this judge. It’s either Russia, The Mob, or the Russian Mob. Probably #1 *and* #3. They’re basically the same thing now.

Obviously their members were replaced by Skrulls.

Holt crap, Stargate was an incel fantasy?!

I knew the real life version of that character.

TRY GETTING ANOTHER ANIMATED SHOW ON FOX NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

Waaaaassssss Uuuuuuup?

When you’re a rapist every victim looks like your future accuser.

How about “idiot”?

We’re pretty numb to the embarrassment at this point. We are just worried we won’t be able to get rid of him without a civil war.

He wasn’t high for any of Luke’s training scenes.

*golf clap*

Too silly a name. Now pass me a death stick.

While filming Last Crusade he ran out of rolling papers. Supposedly he lit his pot in a Tupperware container and huffed from it.

I remember that meme. “Be Han”

Put ‘em on the dome! Beep boop!

Porque no los dos?