This probably won even before you got to the guys on the couch. Jesus.

How much should we really be trying to understand these things?

I think it’s, like, it’s “harvesting” if you’re going to eat it? I can’t keep my bullshit terminology straight.

No charge for the bear, but a new misdemeanor slapped on her for saying she “harvested” it.

Most people don’t know what is good for them, when it comes to making voting decisions that benefit their own socio-economic interests.

Not that there’s anything wrong with your comment, but I’m mostly starring your name.

But are the profits going to be there now?

I can’t believe no one’s posted this as your weird sex dream ode.

TBH, I came here wanting one of the choices to be, “Only if I can get him pregnant.” Even an abortion to spite him doesn’t seem like enough. Only a change in the current laws of biology would be worth it.

That’s exactly what I thought, that everything was on the up-and-up. There was a long article about him in... GQ or Esquire, I think, which gave no suggestion he was like this for real, and the way he comes across there was no reason to feel like it was a bullshit fluff piece. There’s also another guy whose name I…

Not only are you correct, you have made me think of Colin Cowherd’s shame as so pervasive it has actually coalesced into an entity in and of itself, trying to do right in the world to balance the effects of its source. And for this, I thank you.

Not just consent, but basic communication. Combine a guy who thinks he’s supposed to make a move with a lack of education on how to talk about what he wants, she wants, they want, etc.- both of which are unbelievably common traits, especially when they’re young- and, yeah, most guys are capable of crossing some…

Of course. Freedom is a drunk asshat and a Waffle House employee settling a dispute via quick draw. It is the way Jesus intended.

McDonald was shot in his scalp, neck, left chest, right chest, left elbow, left forearm, right upper arm, right hand, right upper leg, left upper back and right lower back.

I don’t think anything can scrub from my mind the Canadian news report about this year’s astonishingly long, 74-day campaign. I want that so, so much.

There’s also the swell-guy factor. Por ejemplo, when I asked my mom what she thought of him, she said not much, but he seemed like a nice guy. And if the only things you hear him talk about are mundane, related to his work, etc., he does seem like a nice guy. For someone inclined toward his political stances, it’s no…

That’s true, but I wasn’t trying to be snarky. Lobbying groups for prisons, guards, etc., will throw money at as many people as they need to for the status quo to stay intact, which isn’t that hard considering the general public attitude towards criminals. I try to temper my cynicism about politics, but I just don’t…

I would listen to this a thousand times before a regularly-produced track. I just threw the regular video for this up on Youtube and it sounds like her voice has been messed with (because it has), if only a little, which makes me feel like I’m not really hearing her sing. And backup singers don’t do shit for her. It’s…

Generally, all of them.

Outside of the fact that there are cruises for everything now, I can’t even begin to figure out how mixing a bunch of people whose intent is to get high on every imaginable drug they could smuggle in with huge boats seemed like a reasonable plan.