What about it is even 15% MOBA? It looks like a straight-up TF2 baby: teams of people with guns and interesting special abilities shoot the shit out of each other in an effort to complete their team’s objective. That’s how it seemed when it was introduced, and that’s what it looked like when I watched Trump streaming…
I’m going to assume their monk powers are such that they teach men to masturbate and fire jizz across the room into the woman’s <redacted> so as to retain dong purity. It’s the only logical conclusion.
I think the correct response at the end of all that would have been, “I’d rather hate men than space babies, like you.”
He’s only “effective” because they don’t listen to him, so he has no power and just says what they’re going to do anyway. Maybe he’s good as a figurehead, someone to call “the idiot” while the people with the actual levers of power in their hands try to snap them off at the base.
Well... you know that, and I know that, and everyone who’s said “I’m their husband/fiance/cousin/etc” to get something done knows that. Maybe she didn’t, or at least didn’t realize it until she was actually a fiance.
I wonder if this is going to be the subject of the next “Would You Do” article.
In the case of an accident, something that left him comatose, you’re right- it would be very difficult to find a hospital that would let her make decisions on his behalf at the drop of a hat. But her examples, while medical, didn’t involve deciding what the hospital would do. They were the ability to keep after the…
I would’ve thought similarly, except what I’m seeing from two of my best friends who were recently engaged is that the difference between how people treat the fiance and how they treat the girlfriend can be enormous. No, the legal rights don’t change, but it’s very plausible that some people would act as though the…
Oh, to be clear, I didn’t mean the costume is lacking. I just don’t pick up on shit unless it’s glaringly obvious. And I would never expect someone to make a Kim Davis costume.
A couple of years ago, I had part of my Mr. Torgue costume ready by Halloween, so I ran with it for a couple of parties. I think two or three people knew who it was supposed to be. Everyone else was like, uh, ok, shirtless with spiky bits. Neat?
I’m sure I would have to ask who you were. Then I would enjoy it a great deal.
Uh... where’s the “dumbass troll post” flag... how do we not have one of those?
That is correct. In fact, when Jez had an article pointing that out, I responded to someone’s comment by saying, “You know, I’d be ok with him only staying 5-10 years on the registry, as long as all of that was in jail. Let’s see how the sentencing plays out.”
“Check out my scroticorn!”
Can we add some “Fuck the Royals” on top of that?
That wedding thing is not cool. But to not expect a picture on Jezebel when the headline includes “selfies” and “balls” is hoping for a bit too much cleanliness.
And he doesn’t need to apologize for anything, it seems. Recent polling in Iowa (I know, but stick with me) asked people if they found found him very attractive, mostly attractive, mostly unattractive, or very unattractive as a candidate based on various facts about him. 77 percent of Iowans found him more attractive…
I don’t know Glenn’s comic story, but I was thinking the same thing about how seeing him walk away from this will make the death of any major character unbelievable unless they make it extremely graphic and obvious, like intestines openly being devoured or bullets going into the noggin. It’s not just the impossibility…
Yo, if your partner wants you to go down on them, but isn’t enthusiastically stepping up to reciprocate (or simply going down first as a show of good faith and good times), that’s just some bullshit.