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They won't backtrack.

...I thought "geriatric white privilege" was a joke.

And anyway, if they're going to try and rid the city of "distasteful scenery", the homeless guys masturbating on trees are substantially worse than old dudes just being naked.

If you're really curious go watch or participate in the Bay to Breakers run. Guaranteed you'll find some.

I visited SF several times while living in Sacramento and for some reason it was always chilly, no matter what kind of year it was. I'm liable to go out in 30 degree weather with regular clothes and a thin hoodie, so it's not like I have no adaptation to cold weather. It just... was always, always colder than it

Cassie is Johnny and Sonya's daughter. It would have been neat if they'd had a daughter and she took Sonya's last name instead, but now that I'm thinking about it, if they wanted the alliterative name I can't think of a "B-something Blade" name that sounds quite as badass as Cassie Cage.

Sometimes I just come to Jezebel for the gifs.

Hey now, there was always the Puritan method of consuming strange herbal concoctions. Much less obviously deadly! Although it was apparently legal back in the 1600s, so that's not retrograde enough to fit in our law books.

What movies/actors/etc. could reasonably have been nominated that would have alleviated this problem? I don't go to movies (Hunger Games and Guardians of the Galaxy are the only ones I saw, and that's more than most years), so I know nothing here. I'm interested in whether the situation indicates the Oscars were

That's what they tell you, but I've yet to hear a coherent explanation for how they need to use part of the delivery fee to pay the driver's hourly when the drivers are in nearly all cases minimum wage or close enough that they might as well be considered as such. Yeah, they're paying labor for someone who only

I've worked in four different pizza places in my life, for a total of probably nine years. Just quit the last one this past summer to go to grad school. The first one started back in 1997. All of them charged a delivery fee; only one gave me the entire thing. That, not coincidentally, was the place where I made by

It was funny. It was a total rimshot joke. I really don't think anyone would give you shit about propagating stereotypes or whatever.

Maybe it helps to commit to one if you're imagining it as a commute. And once you get there you can't go to the other one, so fuck it!

I can't even comprehend how this happens. I have friends with kids who can't stop doing kiddie-talk, which is annoying as fuck, but they still function. And if someone has just gone too far out of their depth with parenthood/imminent parenthood, that still doesn't necessarily result in actual regression as a person.

I think this happening at least once was probably more predictable than the outcry against it. Someone was gonna be shitty and do this, or something quite like this. It's not really surprising that there was widespread condemnation, either, but it was always going to be about how a situation like this wound up being

...then again, there are lots and lots of those.

Am I the only one who thought the price of the sweatpants was more laughable than the sweatpants themselves?

Porn actors specifically? They know it'll happen and if it would weird them out they can just not take the job. Outside of, say, someone doing such a scene for the first time, thinking he'll be cool with it and then finding out he's not cool with it at all, I would imagine it's not a big deal.

You can move them in new and exciting ways, or it's more noticeable when you move them? I have a hard time figuring out how your muscles would be able to do this with the heavier weights attached but not the lighter ones, so to speak. Or is it because implants can make boobs less, uh... hang-y?

This sucks, hard, but I have nothing to add in terms of expressing the level of suck here. Instead I'd like some opinions on the reporting aspect.