Ok, thanks.

I'm going to brazenly swipe that response.

When I've had reason to mention my dry spells to people- longer than 13 months- they tend to react similarly. "What. How. That. My god. I would die." It's... kind of suck, although I think never having been possessed of a regular sex life for an extended period of time (long distance relationships & nearby…

Does anyone ever question the whole texting his ID to your friend thing? I can see why you'd do it, at least if you go back to your place, but I had a minute to sit here and think about it. Even if you bring it up when the heat is ebbing, I imagine it would elicit a few blank stares.

I lost count of how many times I bashed Kobe to the Lakers fans I work with over this, and I think a couple of them might even agree with me now. I still wouldn't expect them to turn down a chance to have their picture taken with him. You'd have to be seriously anti-Kobe in a way I wish everyone was, but that very…

Given his drinking/whatever else issues, we can probably convince him to overpay for all the Tim Horton's shops in Canada. Once he does, Canada will rage so hard they'll start their own space program just to build the rocket for sending him to the moon, and we'll get what we want with hardly a penny out of our…

If I saw this and didn't know what Equinox was, I would probably think they were trying to sell underwear. Or lattes, given the "Brainpower" bit.

HIT DEM SQUATS YO.

No... I... people do this? I mean they must, given these comments and all, but oh god. My current gym just gives us towels. There's a blow dryer, but I think you'd have to be the biggest asshole on the planet to use that on your balls/vag/underpants when free towel use is available.

My point is not that nothing should be said, but that completely turning on her makes no sense.

Here's another way to look at it: Would it be fucked up if she'd had to kiss, for example, John Goodman and said that was gross because he's so fat? Absolutely. But it would be fucked up because John Goodman is just a big guy. The repulsive thing about fat jokes (and sexist jokes, racist jokes, ableist jokes, the…

Sacramento does have stuff. It's not tons of stuff- I've lived here for almost eight years and it took about three-quarters of that to find ways to keep myself busy- but it's not bad, and it will probably improve in the next few years when they build the new downtown arena. Then there won't be a ten-block-wide gap…

It's... basically a small town with a lot of people in it. The parallel I'd draw is, I grew up in Buffalo, and while that is geographically in the northeast, it's always been infected by so much racist drivel that it's more like a misplaced midwestern city.

I've only watched a little Futurama, so I didn't know what this was referring to. When I googled the picture, it brought up the Wikipedia page, which included this little data gem:

Sex during a triathlon! If you're good enough to be a triathlete, you're good enough to balance that on a bicycle.

I have to respect the choice of the Major if only because a friend of mine cosplays her every year in San Jose. She used to wear thigh high leggings and a bodysuit, so her upper legs were bare, and she had about a dozen gaggles of nerds (yes I know that's a plural plural) following her around.

1. Theaters as an R film.

Adblock works with Chrome, and I actually donated something to the guy because it works so well. Occasionally MSNBC videos will go fubar and you have to pause Adblock to make them go, but apart from that it stomps just about all ads into their subatomic bits.