He's been hard at work at Action Button Entertainment's first game and two amazing pieces on The Sims Social (on ABDN and Insert Credit). Also busy being a jerk.

god dammit tim why are you so fucking awesome

Damn, that's on the app store? I don't have an iPhone, but I'm gonna tell everyone I know that has one to get it. That game is so phenomenal.

To be fair, "Enter Late, Leave Early" is only like... 20 or 30 years old. Hardly ANY older films, even those considered "classics," do that. If a dude goes from his house to someone else's house, you see him get up, go out the door, exterior shot of him getting in car, then him arriving at the other house (maybe…

can't mention the battle of Stalingrad without...

that's an AWESOME quote. Is it yours? And can i has it?

...but then none of them would count *trollface*

This study seems to be obvious bullshit (42 people, really?), but I must say the phenomenon isn't TOTALLY illegitimate. It's not anything negative or insane like ACTUALLY SEEING dialogue menus or health bars, but playing a single game intensively DOES leave lingering thought processes in the real world. For example,…

Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear anymore...

I'd manhandle HER slide pads

Maybe you should ALSO make them play some really great games that they may not have otherwise bothered with? I mean, being a smartass is fun and all, but enriching people's lives is important, too :P

Are CRTs really THAT old? I still play on one in my room...

Actually, Apple Corps. (the owner of Apple Records) and Apple Inc. have been suing each other on and off for the last 30 years...

they're sooooooooooooo nineties it's ridiculous

That is AWESOME.

Wow, you've spoken my mind way better than I could've. The key phrase there is "feel like a total badass." CoD lets you FEEL like you're awesome, whether not you actually ARE. The experience point system doesn't reward playing well; it just rewards playing a lot. Experience points in a competitive online game is…

DQVII3D would be SO AWESOME. I played DQVII for the first time this summer and it absolutely blew me away. I understand the argument that DQV is the pinnacle of the series for a variety of reasons, but I think I like VII even more. And even though I don't like 3D in movies... I actually really do like it in games. …

I think this might be the most hideous game ever made. It's even worse than "And Yet It Moves."

A Link to the Past, anyone? LERN YER HISTORY BOI :P

And here I wanted to be clever and say something about Shut Up and Jam Gaiden RPG, but I see my fellow Kotakuites are as... *puts on shades* on the ball as ever.