The woman feeling like she’s being bullied by her eyelash extensions so that she can’t open her blinds is everything!!! I’m not saying I’d want a movie about this, but a well done short would be marvelous!!!

Yeah, I’m Team No One here. The homeowner is clearly deranged, but she’s really only cutting off her nose to spite her own face. She fucked up her own house. As for the neighbor getting all traumatized by the homeowner’s house color: calm the fuck down. The world will be a much nicer place for you if you just let go…

The pink house owner sounds like an asshole, but jesus, the neighbor. She’s like a parody from rightwingers about those “easily triggered”:

I live there, and I can tell you that this is literally the most Manhattan Beach thing that has ever happened. A gaggle of rich entitled people with too much time on their hands. A pox on all their houses.

Very little is “natural” about fresh flowers. They’re grown in energy and water guzzling green houses, sprayed and fertilized with horrible chemicals and flown all over the world. Only to be thrown out after a day or two. I love flowers. My home is filled with plants, all potted that I’ve grown from seeds or cuttings.…

Only someone who hasn’t walked on a floor covered in a couple inches of rose petals would ask such a silly question.

I have this small flicker of hope that it will be increased awareness of environmental issues that will FINALLY lead to the downfall of the Kardashians. That their ridiculously wasteful lifestyle will disgust so many people it will start to affect their brand. I think/hope that once they start making less money, it…

I feel like she probably oversaw the entire process, which further illustrates how life has become one “perfect photo op” after another. Everything feels surreal. I just want to go back to being 6 years old and watching Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood.

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”

This is how Waterworld started. 

Gray’s lawyers say that in addition to pilfering the beat from his song, simply being associated with Perry’s secular music is damaging his reputation and ostensibly profitability in the Chrisitan community

Are we taking bets on how soon a police officer shoots an unarmed black robot?

You can drop out any time you like, but you can never leave.

In a few weeks I suspect Ivanka will be wearing a coat with a beautiful fur collar.

this is animal cruelty 

Cheer up! You know that dog’s really being raised by the nannies dog walker & only trotted out for photo ops.

“Olivia Jade did not complete the membership process.”

Ugh this white bitch. The dog is cute though.

The thing with Celine is that the way her relationship with Rene continued and ended seems to have rendered how it began moot, but it was deeply problematic.

Everyone one was jumping on the Jason Momoa train after he played Khal Drogo, but where were you when he was on Stargate Atlantis? Huh? Where were you?