never been prouder to tell the nuns - in a 1st grader’s way - to fuck off with their attempts to get me to be right handed.

I did know he was in the club, but thank you for the sweet flashback to when there was a real man in charge. :) 

Referring to a letter received by a mother who owed $75, he told WNEP, ““Where did that $75 go? Is it going to cigarettes? Is it going to alcohol? We don’t know. That’s right, we don’t know that,” he said.

As is:

Dr. Wen wrote:

And I’m enjoying that he’s apparently a fellow southpaw.

I will never think of a Bronfman or Seagram’s without thinking of the NVXIUM scandal or whatever it’s called. I imagine anyone with the Bronfman last name has that creepy guy’s name tattooed on their butt somewhere.

Can’t we have a reality show starring only entitled rich trust fund douchebag men and women who get placed in an island with a promise of a “Fyre Festival done well” type event that turns into a hellish Lord of the Flies scenario?

Keanu Reeves is a good dude. That is all.

Yes. I clicked on it only to say what you’ve said, or maybe to say it more pointedly. I’m so over coverage of the children of the rich and famous in general, and covering them for surviving the truly trivial seems like the story about a 1%er and her teeniest, tiniest concern. Work harder, Jezebel. If you want to cover…

Kathy’s right. What skill does Cohen possess? (Being a smarmy douche doesn’t count as a skill IMO.)

Nah. Instagram should be renamed Sahara Desert because everyone in it is thirsty as fuck.

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

I’m feeling admiration for a sports talk host? What the shit is going on??

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.

“Tough one for Uncle Billy to ‘like.’” is going to by my go-to response for everything in all occasions going forward. I wish this weren’t the case, but it’s out of my control.

LOL. I don’t know enough about the Baldwin brothers to know if the comments should be taken this way, but I read it as a dad and uncle goofily giving their daughter/niece a hard time online, and as a dad I find that hilarious. Please don’t let me know if either of their character’s should have me creeped out/offended…

This is not a jail this is a bedroom display at your local Ikea.

I'm sorry Kim Kardashian wasn't there to rescue you

From the TMZ article: