“Sure, they paid full AAA price for our half-baked, buggy, ps2-looking Pokemon game that barely runs half the time, but is the Stockhome Syndrome strong enough that we could actually convince them to then pay additional money to us for added content that somehow runs even worse?

She’s not wrong though.

It’s the older game that needs it more, but also it’s the better one? TTYD was too long and had too many gimmicks and tried to be too cute at times.

why is “women” in quotes?-never mind, i didnt see the sarcasm tag and now i cant delete the comment.

No they didn’t. Stop talking. 

First time I’ve ever heard of it, and the sheer number of times they’re like, “it’s a chaos watch!” makes it feel really forced and tryhard. I’m with igotlickfoot, stop trying to make it happen!

one of their dogs cum in the others dog on a first bad date. they watch as the dogs nut. and then the woman dog is pregnant and so they decide to have the dogs stay together, which forces them together.

Stop trying to make chaos watch happen, AV Club! It’s not going to happen!

They’re kind of like Legos but for small children.

Killing It, at its core is about how great O’Doherty is. Do check out her solo vids and weird career.

Man, Kinja’s crumbling like the House of Usher the past few days. Guess we have to use manual quote marks like goddamn savages now.

yeah man rich kids make movies. news at 11. tale as old as time.

Wild how Emma Seligman has directed and released two major films well before the age of 30. Even more interesting how this was included on a list of best queer coming of age movies a week before it was even released to the public, (I thought the queer public would maybe get a say). The campaign for Bottoms has felt…

What a bizarre comment. Across the Spider-Verse earned $687M vs $458M for Elemental. I don’t think Elemental earning $1M more overseas is a victory for Disney. Quantumania made $200M less than the last Ant-Man, and $100M less domestically than Across the Spider-Verse (the last Ant-Man made more than Into the…

This is really stupid. Any competent negotiator could tell you not to make ultimatums like this.

Yesss, let the hate flow through you!

Why are the studio heads the ones in the room making offers? They should be sending their best professional negotiators, not the morons who got into this mess in the first place. There is absolutely no “good faith negotiation” that involves the physical presence of David Zaslav.

I gotta wonder who would finance this.  You don’t just throw a fest with money you have laying around, you have to get financing for that shit.

IHOP will likely always be the house of pancakes

At this point, you should’ve just copy/pasted the same report of the last few years…